1. External atmospheric temperature (aka, room temperature) is not an indication on chances of whether or not the device is planning to overheat any time soon. Lappy overheats at nearly any temperature, even in the dead of winter when I'm busy freezing my non-existent balls off.
2. You're afraid to unplug the device lest it suddenly turn off for absolutely no reason. Laptops have battery packs for a reason.
3. You're afraid to pick up the device lest its connection with the battery pack somehow get loose - thus causing sudden random shut down.
4. You have had to perfect the art of spontaneous battery pack removal so as to abort Blue Screen of Death at a moment's notice.
5. You frequently curse and swear at your device as if it is a person.
6. It has driver arguments with your tablet, thus forcing you to buy a new one.
7. You're always on edge for new idiosyncracies to appear and you have protocol for the ones you do know about...
8. You can't read half of the keys on your device's keyboard and thus have to rely almost completely on memory to find them.
Me and my laptop have a hate/love relationship.
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